Circulation’s sluggish and I’ve lost the will to live
It’s hypothermia!
If you’re my exposure blanket
Won’t you shelter this invalid?
Just let me feel your panacea!

Screaming up the road I feel my heart begin to pound
Someone call 999!
If you’re gonna drive my ambulance
Don’t give way at my roundabout!
Just get that thing into overdrive!

Arrhythmia!
My heart is unstable
It’s out of control
Keeps skipping a beat
Du-doh, du-doh, du-don’t ask why
I’ve got arrhythmia

Navigation fails us while we’re searching for a cure
This is an SOS!
If you’re ma Bermuda triangle
Won’t you square my hypotenuse?
Sum other side of me’s in distress!

Arrhythmia!
My heart is unstable
It’s out of control
Keeps skipping a beat
Du-doh, du-doh, du-don’t ask why
I’ve got arrhythmia

You can test your treatments one by one
I’ll be your volunteer
I’m your double-blind comparison
I’m in no rush to heal

Arrhythmia!
My heart is unstable
It’s out of control
Keeps skipping a beat
Du-doh, du-doh, du-don’t ask why
I’ve got arrhythmia